Aquarius

5

There's travel in your future when you tounge freezes to the back of a speeding bus.

6

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day.

5

Pisces

5

Try to avoid any virgos or leos with the ebola virus....

6

You are the true lord of the dance no matter what those idiots at work say

6

Aries

1